Messing With Spammers

I was sitting here on IM bothering no one when I see “sanjeev0907@gmail.com wishes to chat with you” I accept it because why not?

3:27 PM sanjeev0907: Hi

me: hi

sanjeev0907: How are you doing

me: fine…

sanjeev0907: Well my naame is sanjeev

3:28 PM An SEO expert

me: oh great.

I thought this was someone I know

3:30 PM what company are you with?

sanjeev0907: I can increase traffic and ranking on search engines

Clearpath

Clearpath Technology

me: and how much does this stuff cost?

sanjeev0907: It depends on website

3:31 PM we have different packages

USD250 30 keywords

me: for you to come up with a list of useless words?

sanjeev0907: Not useless

Keywords do miracle

3:32 PM me: then how far up can you get my site?

sanjeev0907: it makes your website to reach to 100s

First page on all search engines

Google Yahoo MSN

with best traffic

3:33 PM me: well first off, I know how to do that my self. second, there is no way to guarentee such a thing. third off, you have not done much research, because I have the first result in google for my most important terms already.

sanjeev0907: all right

3:34 PM i know you must have the keywords on first page

Can you please tell me once more your web site name

me: hah. great marketing!

please remove me from your list. SEO is junk, and I can do it myself. This is an unsolicited commercial message, and is thus considered spam and is illegal per the Can Spam Act. I will be reporting your gmail account, and will be spreading the word on how your company uses these tactics.

3:35 PM This conversation has been recorded, and will be posted all over the web to make a fool of your company.

sanjeev0907: Well i have not tried to make fool of you niether i want to sale any thing you show interest

3:36 PM once haad replied to my executive that is why iadded you today

me: nope. some form of spam.

sanjeev0907: otherwise i can understand how intelligent you are

No!1

No spam

I am a real person you can call me

3:37 PM My name is sanjeev sharma

919911576171

me: Can I have your company information to verify if it exists?

sanjeev0907: yes

www.clearpathtechnology.com

but please first i would lik to see your website

me: Thank you. I will be reporting them to the BBB. I will now block you.

Thanks for providing entertainment Sanjeev! Little does he know I already have the first result in google for my name, and that he spilled to me the list of emails for all his contacts!

    • sanjeevsharma
    • April 10th, 2009

    Hi! Would you please remove my chat details with you , and promoting my name as a spammer thanks

    • Nope, I feel that SEO is a scam, plus you initiated contact with me. Plus, if your SEOing is so great, this post shouldn’t be a problem.

  1. This is interesting. I’ve been having a problem with these spammers too. I recently replied to several of the emails they sent through my contact form and they sent back the url for http://www.clearpathtechnology.com which seems to be out of India. Perhaps they think it’s just good businesses to use spam and par for the course. Anyway, I intend to cause them some serious problems if they don’t stop because it is beginning to get irritating, to say the least. Here is a recent message I sent to them via the contact form on the above mentioned website:

    “Hello. I recently responded to one of the many SEO spam emails I get and you replied with the URL to this website. I do not need your service and I am irritated by your unsolicited emails that go through the form on my website. I know you employ people to manually submit these emails to circumvent the bot traps and captcha methods. If your service is so good why must you use spam to get customers. Perhaps you think it is good business. I am only going to ask nicely once before I take other more drastic measures. I do not want any more of your emails that promise to deliver something I don’t need. It’s a nuisance. Stop doing it now! Tell all of your employees to stay away from http://www.macabrecadaver.com or there will be certain consequences in the future. Thank you. Good day. P.S. I find it interesting that you employ a Captcha on your form. How funny is that? Trying to stop spam bots are you? Hmm …”

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