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I found this in a closet of the Klaus computing building.
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I found this in a closet of the Klaus computing building.
A clump of yellow shirted tourists sits and wanders around on the sidewalk appearing to kill time, maybe waiting for a parade or a spontanious street show that will not happen. A couple, likely european, walks down the street on the left side, oblivious to the balloon hawker. Children skip ahead or lag behind their parents taking in the many sights that only they can see. Trolley tracks dissappear into a mob of lost tourists, planning where they are going to go next. The sky is perfectly clear, adding to the relaxed atmosphere. The clocks are all partially hidden, no one actually cares what they say except the balloon seller. The castle at the end of the street is taken for granted, ignored, just a marker of where everyone is walking. The street is completely shaded, no need to hurry to get out of the sun. The sun only hits where it is aestetically pleasing for it to, on the tops of buildings, the castle. The whole street is meant to relax, and it most definitely does so.
jPPP now has a repository along with forthcoming documentation. All releases will now be downloaded at http://code.google.com/p/javappp/ The most up-to-date version is in a zip file in the main repository. jPPP now matches with the codes coming off of the GRC website.
I was sitting here on IM bothering no one when I see “sanjeev0907@gmail.com wishes to chat with you” I accept it because why not?
3:27 PM sanjeev0907: Hi
me: hi
sanjeev0907: How are you doing
me: fine…
sanjeev0907: Well my naame is sanjeev
3:28 PM An SEO expert
me: oh great.
I thought this was someone I know
3:30 PM what company are you with?
sanjeev0907: I can increase traffic and ranking on search engines
Clearpath
Clearpath Technology
me: and how much does this stuff cost?
sanjeev0907: It depends on website
3:31 PM we have different packages
USD250 30 keywords
me: for you to come up with a list of useless words?
sanjeev0907: Not useless
Keywords do miracle
3:32 PM me: then how far up can you get my site?
sanjeev0907: it makes your website to reach to 100s
First page on all search engines
Google Yahoo MSN
with best traffic
3:33 PM me: well first off, I know how to do that my self. second, there is no way to guarentee such a thing. third off, you have not done much research, because I have the first result in google for my most important terms already.
sanjeev0907: all right
3:34 PM i know you must have the keywords on first page
Can you please tell me once more your web site name
me: hah. great marketing!
please remove me from your list. SEO is junk, and I can do it myself. This is an unsolicited commercial message, and is thus considered spam and is illegal per the Can Spam Act. I will be reporting your gmail account, and will be spreading the word on how your company uses these tactics.
3:35 PM This conversation has been recorded, and will be posted all over the web to make a fool of your company.
sanjeev0907: Well i have not tried to make fool of you niether i want to sale any thing you show interest
3:36 PM once haad replied to my executive that is why iadded you today
me: nope. some form of spam.
sanjeev0907: otherwise i can understand how intelligent you are
No!1
No spam
I am a real person you can call me
3:37 PM My name is sanjeev sharma
919911576171
me: Can I have your company information to verify if it exists?
sanjeev0907: yes
but please first i would lik to see your website
me: Thank you. I will be reporting them to the BBB. I will now block you.
Thanks for providing entertainment Sanjeev! Little does he know I already have the first result in google for my name, and that he spilled to me the list of emails for all his contacts!