Parkhopping

Parkhopping (verb): The insane act of trying to stuff more things into your day than possible. Pushed by Disney because…?
Today was my first actual attempt at professional park hopping. Before I had just done the amateur switch at closing to somewhere else. Today was my first time visiting 3 parks in less than 6 hours. Parked at Epcot, monorailed over to Magic Kingdom, monorailed back, walked to my car, went back in the park, walked back out to my car, drove to MGM, walked in, walked, walked, walked, finally found the prop shop, realized it was closed, and headed back to guest services. Why? To collect as many free passholder lithographs in one day as possible. (The coupons expire next week, and mine arrived this week) What I do not understand is the actual point of park hopping. Did Disney create it to start marketing to ADD prone Americans? Is it meant to appeal to people with no time so they can do more? The whole irony of park hopping is that less is done. A park hop takes at least 20 minutes, involving waiting and riding two trams, and drive time. From my experience, buses are even slower. Instead, more could be done staying in one park. If you are on a multiday vacation, relax. There is no need to get all the major attractions done in one day. Even if you are on a one day vacation, make the most of it. Don’t waste your time jumping around and doing extra walking. With the way Disney parks are designed, there is always a bit of a main street to walk down in every park. There is distance to help seperate you from the rest of the world, and when you hop, you have to travel this distance. And the worst crime: Hopping to/from Magic Kingdom. Because of the 7 Seas Lagoon, you lose even more time. If you are hopping midday, there are also less monorails running, upping your travel time once more. Ignore the Disney marketing, save money on your park tickets, and have a better vacation. Don’t park hop.

Up at Two

The sun is rising, I, going to bed.
The birds are waking, I, going to sleep.

In the middle of the night,
The air is quiet.
Everything is asleep
With absolute silence.

The world goes to bed,
I wake.

Going against nature is tough,
Making my night very rough.
Everywhere is dark
Except my head.

The sun is rising, I, going to bed.
The birds are waking, I, going to sleep.
Something is wrong in my head.

Lithograph Coupon Hunting

Today I had my first experience with Disney customer service. It was not positive, but they did fix the problem.

I called (407)560-PASS to attempt to figure out why I have never received the Mickey Monitor and the corresponding lithograph coupons. First off, there is no menu option for existing passholders to contact guest relations, so I punched 0. After at least 5 transfers, I finally got to the right person. They checked my information and for some reason I had not been marked to receive Mickey Monitor. They said they fixed it and I should receive the appropriate issue in a couple of weeks. That’s great and all except that the coupons expire next week. I ask what he can do to get me the coupons by Saturday or if I can pick them up. Nothing. I ask to speak to a supervisor with more power, and he says he is out. Now I called again, punched 0, and am currently on hold waiting for them to fix it. Ok, now they said the best thing I could do was fill out the contact form on the website. I asked for a supervisor, and he is being much more helpful. Mr. Supervisor said he is putting one in the mail for me today, and I should receive it before Saturday.

For anyone else’s future reference, call and ask for guest services. If needed, request a supervisor.

Messing With Spammers

I was sitting here on IM bothering no one when I see “sanjeev0907@gmail.com wishes to chat with you” I accept it because why not?

3:27 PM sanjeev0907: Hi

me: hi

sanjeev0907: How are you doing

me: fine…

sanjeev0907: Well my naame is sanjeev

3:28 PM An SEO expert

me: oh great.

I thought this was someone I know

3:30 PM what company are you with?

sanjeev0907: I can increase traffic and ranking on search engines

Clearpath

Clearpath Technology

me: and how much does this stuff cost?

sanjeev0907: It depends on website

3:31 PM we have different packages

USD250 30 keywords

me: for you to come up with a list of useless words?

sanjeev0907: Not useless

Keywords do miracle

3:32 PM me: then how far up can you get my site?

sanjeev0907: it makes your website to reach to 100s

First page on all search engines

Google Yahoo MSN

with best traffic

3:33 PM me: well first off, I know how to do that my self. second, there is no way to guarentee such a thing. third off, you have not done much research, because I have the first result in google for my most important terms already.

sanjeev0907: all right

3:34 PM i know you must have the keywords on first page

Can you please tell me once more your web site name

me: hah. great marketing!

please remove me from your list. SEO is junk, and I can do it myself. This is an unsolicited commercial message, and is thus considered spam and is illegal per the Can Spam Act. I will be reporting your gmail account, and will be spreading the word on how your company uses these tactics.

3:35 PM This conversation has been recorded, and will be posted all over the web to make a fool of your company.

sanjeev0907: Well i have not tried to make fool of you niether i want to sale any thing you show interest

3:36 PM once haad replied to my executive that is why iadded you today

me: nope. some form of spam.

sanjeev0907: otherwise i can understand how intelligent you are

No!1

No spam

I am a real person you can call me

3:37 PM My name is sanjeev sharma

919911576171

me: Can I have your company information to verify if it exists?

sanjeev0907: yes

www.clearpathtechnology.com

but please first i would lik to see your website

me: Thank you. I will be reporting them to the BBB. I will now block you.

Thanks for providing entertainment Sanjeev! Little does he know I already have the first result in google for my name, and that he spilled to me the list of emails for all his contacts!

Psych IA Format

So I wanted to get the proper format for the psych IA. While not having a 100% guarantee, this should work and should make the table of contents easier (just put anything you want in the table of contents as “Heading 1″ and make sure to update the field by right clicking on it, hit “update field” and select “update entire field”). Of course, you need to put your own candidate number and title page.

IA Template

What’s Open Now?

I have these programs open right now:

  • Excel Data Chart
  • 3 Word Documents
  • A PDF
  • IM Window
  • Second Life
  • Firefox
  • SJPhone
  • Skype
  • Mozy
  • Thunderbird
  • iTunes
  • Last.FM

What do you have open?

Random Status Messages

I decided to start a collection of random status messages people have set on their IM:

  • Oh to be alone.
    Them: it’d be nice not to have to deal with people for a while
    Them: people, hw, no sleep, other people’s opinions always trumping mine, etc.
    Them: i’m sooooooooo living alone asap
    Them: as soon as i can pay the rent by myself, by myself will i be
  • defending the nifty
  • Happy
  • trevor get the file
  • I love you!!!
  • Kenneth? Who me?
  • Confound the Law of Expanding Homework!This accursed law which declares that an assignment will, under all circumstances, take exactly the amount of time one has to complete it. Can we have no peace of mind? What type of world do we live in when procrastinators are rewarded with less work? Curse IB!
  • brb.
  • taking a survey on clothes and getting paid for it!
  • nhs form thing
  • Necesito practicar….
                 ___
       ________/ / Piano
    /________\__\
    |____________| ____
    || || || | |
    y mi espanol. :-D

  • Food

  • House

  • W.W.B.D.
    What would Bach do?
    He’d go practice Partita No.2 in D minor, 1st mvt.

  • When I’m alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall/ and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call/ Telling me I need a girl who’s as sweet as a dove/ for the first time in my life, I see I need love/ There I was giggling about the games…

And then you have the people with old away messages that applied last week:

  • study for calc

Have any guesses on the personalities of the people with these statuses? Or at least their gender?

Entrecard

I found a cool new advertising tool via AskTheAdmin called Entrecard. It is basically an affiliate network, but with credits required to advertise on other sites. I already have a line of people signed up to appear on my site, and hope to increase my traffic by appearing on some other blogs. I do wish that they would let you monetize somehow from it by offering paid ads. When you sign up, you upload an image to have appear on the cards everywhere, drop some code in your template where you want it, and are done. Maybe I can sell some more webhosting this way?

MySpace Crosspost

Even though I hate MySpace, I am making an attempt at using it. This blog has now been setup to automatically post a copy to my MySpace profile in an attempt to show people what a real blog looks like. And this way, I never even have to see the MySpace interface! Also if anyone knows of a WordPress plugin that will allow me to crosspost to another WP blog, tell me about it!

CSS Redo

I redid all my colors in my CSS files last night. My next improvement will be to move off the whole Mimbo look, but keep the layout. Any ideas?